Intoxicated - Cutting Board

“Made while heavily intoxicated” is engraved across the top in wobbly, tipsy-looking lettering. The board is 14" x 10" natural bamboo, unstained and food safe, with grain and shading that make each one unique. Wipe clean and dry with a cloth, condition with mineral oil every 4–6 weeks, and keep it out of the dishwasher and out of standing water.